Random Pokémon Bandwagon
by, 11th August 2013 at 12:23 PM (106 Views)
First up, we have...
MUFUGGIN GROUDON BITCH
I mean, look at him. He might be a better Godzilla stand-in than Tyranitar. Sure, he has short arms, but WHO NEEDS ARMS WHEN YOU'VE GOT THOSE CLAWS, THAT TAIL, AND THE ABILITY TO BREATHE FIRE. That's not a question, it's a statement. He always looks like he's in a bad mood, and WHO WOULDN'T BE, WHAT WITH N00B TRAINERS LIKE YOU AND MAXIE TRYING (in vain, I might add) TO CONTROL HIM. It pisses him off. You know what else pisses Groudon off? THAT THICK BITCH KYOGRE. And look at his skin! It looks tough, and it looks like tectonic plates. I also really like the Red/Green/Blue motif he's got going on with Kyogre and Rayquaza.
Another one of my all-time favorites, Metagross just looks great. Those eyes that seem to stare right through your soul, those steel claws... He's like a robot spider, and that's cool. He looks powerful, and he should, because he is. You don't want to mess with Metagross any more than you'd want to mess with, well, a robot spider.
Oh, and he has a kickass moveset.
Last, but not least, we have...
I'm not sure how this happened, but yet another of my favorite Pokémon lines is represented here. Playthrough upon Hoenn playthrough, I always struggled with Winona, until one day, I decided to use an Electrike in order to better balance my team. Imagine my delight when it absolutely wrecked her shit. Electrike is simultaneously cute and tough-looking, and it evolves into the regal Manectric. My only real complaint with the line is the lack of color inherited. Manectric isn't green, and is a different yellow than Electrike. I still love both of them, though, but that's the one thing really holding them back. I also wouldn't mind Manectric receiving a further evolution.
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