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Having no internet sucks. That much is fact. But curiously enough I have noticed that sometimes it feels like I never lost it, only to realise I'm still without a connection.
I'm finding myself browsing tumblr in my sleep. Google maps seems to project shortcuts along the backroads staight into my head, and they work some of the time! Occasionally I'll be sitting under a tree and sound of the rustling leaves will rearrange itself into irate people complaining about Iris. In a way, it's like
...preference? Sure, let's go with that.
I was going to post a hateful rant about certain relatives that are currently staying at my house, but now I think it would be more productive to turn my energies toward solving more important quandaries. Er, relatively speaking.
So, here we go.
Derpiness : 7
For the record, I think that meme
Haha, good one Ferrero. Making anyone who visits your website mispronounce the names of your products so they'll look like complete newtjobs. Ingenious.
After all these years I still can't figure out why it fills me with so much joy. Perhaps I feed off the misery everyone else seems to have about the change of season.
But how could anyone be miserable when the city's centre square is going to be turned into a freaking ice skating rink? Think of the whimsy and fun to be had...and all the fat people falling on their asses.
I love Winter.
Greetings travellers. Would you like to know what fate has in store for you?
Future events will affect you in the future, for that is where you are going to spend the rest of your life.
I can show you the path...for a price.
So ask, and my inner eye will answer.