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Damn it, why does there have to be ANOTHER fucking awesome game coming out next month? I'm going to be broke between DAII, either Black or White, and YGO 2011.

But seriously... Rouges. Kick. Ass. It's no longer 'wait until level 15 so you have upgraded enough to actually do damage' it's 'FUCK YEAH YOU JUST EXPLODED, BITCH!'

No, seriously. You can make Darkspawn explode with Backstab, which is now an ability that kicks ass and is available early-game.

...

My parents are getting on me to finish writing a story for little kids that I have to do as my Confirmation project (fyi, I don't believe in about 90% of the Catholic faith, for a number of reasons- I'll put down a few if anyone actually wants to hear).

Now, what are they hanging over my head? The computer I'm using to write it. Yeah. The only thing I can write with, since my handwriting is next to illegible.

Also, it's not like I'm just blowing it off; I'm actually ...

Well, as many of us know, there's an automatic 1000 character limit on signatures- the sig won't save otherwise. This includes BB Code.

Well, look at my sig. See how tiny it is? It's about 990 some characters because of the links in it.

Now, I think this sucks, because for my next chapter, I won't be able to add it to my sig without either removing an older chapter, the top part, or the bug badge, all of which I'd prefer stayed. Now, for my problem, I can maybe get ...

FUCK!

To elaborate on the spoiler;

1) My brother disappeared last night around midnight, and reappeared at school this afternoon. My mom absolutely flipped her shit when she found out he had "gotten away" after she had been slinging BS at him all day yesterday and I'd personally have him blow off steam somewhere besides screaming at her.

2) My science teacher managed to put a typo in her e-mail address she gave us to e-mail her a paper, and ...

I'm being forced to write a story for little kids.

Since most of what I write is... not for kids (my mom suggested I use my converted version of Falling, and was mad I was laughing until I showed it to her).

So!

Give me ideas for a kiddy story. I can't write one on my own.