(surprised no one's done this yet)
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A boy needs fatty food
A boy needs sugar
A boy wants a slingshot
A boy needs a rock
A boy gets a Swiss Army knife
A boy needs to see what it's like in a jail cell
A boy has to love his women
A boy should get his lawyer
A boy has to eat rats for dinner now
please join the pokemasters club! just join!
There are several proven methods of properly sucking up to your boss, teacher, or sexual partner.
# Lick their boot
# Have sex in front of them
# Call in sick but come in to work anyway
# Allow them to use your mouth as piss target practicing
# Allow them to sit in your lap
# Knock all of their belongings of their desk and start stripping
# Slap them with your head
# Rub your ass all over their freshly cleaned windows
God damn saw Sherlock Holmes last night. Besides the case which was pretty cool(was it a new one? I didn't read all the novels but most and I couldn't tell)it seemed a bit silly. Then BANG, the ending comes in and blows your mind. Smoke and Mirrors, smoke and mirrors. Also this amazing bit:
As the title says, please troll this blog post.