Giovanni died in a car accident 3 years ago, he was driving down interstate 34, he saw this huge thing flying over him. He got distracted and fell off the cliff.
If you want to fight against Team Rocket, be sure to report to our base!
Being a Hoenn gym leader who somehow got lost in Johto... I'm supporting Team Rocket. Don't worry... it makes sense. Just don't think about it too hard.
If this all ends with a big "we're blasting off agaaaaain~" post, I will laugh hysterically.
Now that I'm done laughing at the hilarious brilliance this is though, I'm off to bed. I enjoyed partaking in the little role-playing thing going on, but I really do need sleep. It was actually pretty fun to do a bit of half-roleplaying, since I haven't in a long while. If this is all still here when I wake up in... uh... 7 hours? I'll join back in. xD
They are terrorist.