I was thinking of things Pokemon-related, and this is what came up: Why is it that Onix is one of the biggest Pokemon in existence (28 ft, 10 in), yet it has a base 45 Attack stat? (which is crappy; it's the same as Bidoof's) Also, it has a base Pokeathlon Power of 2/2. I was thinking of this because in the anime, Onix is demonstrated as a really powerful Pokemon.
So I'm catching fodder pokemon for a trade, and I'm fishing up Magikarps like a storm. I glance through them and what do I find? An Adamant Magikarp that's Alert to Sounds.
So, dazed, I rushed over to metalkid's IV calculator, evolved it into Gyarados via rare candy, and found out it's Hidden Power. These are the IVs.
Gyarados - #130 (Adamant): 10 - 14 / 25 - 29 / 0 / 31 / 15, 17, 19 / 31
If Gyarados was even remotely viable as a special sweeper, I'd
K so I got kinda crazy and decided to do some Babelfishing back/forth into Russian. I started with this: "User Umbrella is the best. She is so kind to everyone and very attractive. That is good because ugly people are not allowed!"
And so I decided to start the process. Ya know. Copy-paste submit, copy-paste submit. And since the above is completely true, it makes sense that it would not change much. But of course it got nonsensical rather quickly:
Ah, how I hate your catch rate so. I throw Ultra Ball after Ultra Ball, whilst you continue to break free. As 10 Ultra Balls have been put to waste, another 10 follow. Now all 40 of my Ultra Balls being used, I let fly a single Lure Ball. Suicune pops inside and squirms once, then twice, then three times, and becomes still. Stars fly up from the ball, but I am not happy. How could a weak Lure Ball do the job 40 Ultra Balls could not? Many Pokédollars have been invested into Pokéballs, but none
It is fantastic. That is all. :V
Nah, I feel all awkward cause everyone here is like "lol my life has dished me out this and this and I'm sobbing...DDD8" and my life is like utterly fantastical...>_>
Yes, I did use that word from Lady Gaga.
Ever since I graduated from high school, my life has done nothing but be happier...hur hur hur. Cliche, right? I know...Ever since I stopped talking to some of my former friends,