I'm thinking of putting these award banners in my signature but I need to make room, it's deceptively above the legal limit in spite of its size. (Signature rules need updating again...)
Anyway, in the mean time I'm posting them here because I would quite like to show them off:
Updated 27th October 2010 at 07:43 AM by Gama
1.Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?
2.What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.
3.I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?
4.A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles
If you need to take a dump, try to take it before you're about to go to sleep, not right before you're about to go to sleep. It will save you time and grief and annoyance.
[B]If a cowboy rides into town on friday stays three days leaves on friday how did he do it?
What is broken every time it's spoken?
Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?[/B]
[U]Please Dont Use Google.[/U]