The reason: I just finished my 3rd playthrough of Assassin's Creed II. But this one was special because I did something challenging. I did a minimalist run through the game (basically I didn't buy any armor or weapons, going through the game with the starting sword and dagger and no armor) It was quite hard because by the end of the game the strongest guards would knock off almost 1/3 of my health with one hit because I had no health or defense upgrades because i wasn't ...
Today, I saw some girl wearing a protective mask. Like, a doctor's mask or some shit. I don't even know where to begin here. Or where to end. God damn. Is she such a germophobe that she can't stand breathing other people's air? Is she trying to protect people from her cold (in which case why didn't she stay home?)? Or what? I mean, the hobo looking up web design was one thing. It's weird sure, but it's understandable. But this just blows my mind.
WOOT, NO MOAR BRACES! Six weeks, can't wait.
And it was the fourth time this week. And I had to WATCH because they were right next to me. We are going to have one of them in the cage at ALL TIMES for a while. Talk about UGH. That is all.
OMG WTF BBQ KFC OMG NINTENDO RELEASED A HANDHELD REVISION SLIGHTLY BEFORE THEY RELEASED A NEW HANDHELD THIS IS A TERRIBLE BETRAYAL BECAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME NINTENDO HAS EVER DONE THIS YO MAN BASED ON A SIX-LINE PRESS RELEASE I CAN SAY WITH FULL CONFIDENCE THAT THIS NEW HANDHELD WILL SUCK DONKEY DICK NUH UH BRO BASED ON A SIX-LINE PRESS RELEASE I CAN SAY WITH FULL CONFIDENCE THAT IT WILL ROCK THE FUCKING ...