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Induced by lack of sleep to watch the trailer. No substance abuse here. It goes something like this:

-Game Freak chooses against the design decision of not having Pokemon do anything when their moves miss.
-Game Freak is too lazy to make dodge animations for all their Pokemon models.
-All attacks are made to hit and accuracy is removed from all moves.
-Attacks and abilities messing with hit rate are all made to do something else.
-Smogon melts down from ...

In this post, I spout random theories on reasons the new games are titled as they are. Don't take this post too seriously.

Theory 1: Chromosomes
My original theory, chromosomes are composed of DNA and determine gender. Besides if we're doing recombinant DNA, why can't we name games after it? Of course, if the games are named after chromosomes, I take issue with the colors; the y chromosome is characteristic of the male gender and is red. I mean, they could have at least made ...

Lol no. Of course I'm gonna talk about them.




First off, Chespin is the best starter, so all ya'll best back up. Oh look, another fox that looks like an Eevee with Zorua's ridiculous body proportions. No way! Another frog, but you don't have to wait until the second evolution for this one to be ugly! Yeah. I'll have me an adorable hedgehog with an Andes cap any day over those.
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I knew the announcement was today. I begged my mom to let me use her phone and go on Serebii.
I was expecting a new Eeveelution or something.
nope.
Here's exactly what happened:
me:OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O MY GOD NEW STARTERS THAT FOX THING IS SO CUTE OMGOMMG OMG ITS IN 3DDDDDDDDDDD HOLY CRAP THERE'S A TRAILER
(goes to trailer)
OMGOMG IT'S ON THE 3DS OMGOMGOMGOGMGOGMOGMOGMOGMGOGMOMOGMGOMG ITS A 3D ENVIRNMENT IVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS FOREVERRRRRR HOLY CRAP(Watches ...

And hey, the site's not dead! Unlike one hour before the event was about to start! What the hell wrong is with that picture? Certainly nothing, unlike the blog count, because that is so right.