Ask me some questions, bitches. Anything goes. I will answer them all, regardless of topic.
Remember when I mentioned that the sorta-kinda popular YouTube Let's Player Slowflake was lambasting my Bulbanews columns in his videos? Yeah, his tirades amuse me.
And now he continues to amuse me. I was recently told by a friend (an actual, real-life friend... not an interweb one... shut up, I have real friends... you aren't buying that, are you?) who told me Slowflake was doing some YeOldeJacob bashing on the Speed Gamer's forum. Here is what he said;
Updated 9th July 2010 at 11:56 AM by Nelly
I never put it together until other users did as pertains to themselves, but the entire staff is against me on this damned sorry excuse for an Internet community.
While I don't have proof the entire staff is against me, I believe they are sending hit-men to insult me into leaving so I can't start a full-scale rebellion. Just read; Jabberwocky:
GET THEE AWAY FROM ME
Updated 29th June 2010 at 02:45 PM by Nelly
*Note: Some of this is exaggerated for effect. If you can't tell which parts are, gtfo stupid-face.
Mammary Fever has swept the BMGf Nation, and apparently some find it rather offensive. Which is bullshit. But it allows me to make a point.
Would any of the detractors bat an eye if the new BMGf avatar meme was, oh, I don't know, Ryan Reynolds shirtless?:
I'm going to go ahead
Updated 16th June 2010 at 02:01 PM by Nelly
She better at least make me a goddamned sammich before I go out on my journey. Seriously. We start making women highly educated professors in widely popular handheld series and the next thing you know they'll think they're people and want to vote.
THIS LIBERAL POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS DESTROYING AMURIKA. WHAT NEXT? BLACK PROTAGONISTS?! NOT IN MAH POKEMANS! GLENN BECK WARNED US ALL OF THIS LIBERAL AGENDA!