I've seen a few staff members over my time here post "How To" blogs for those looking to become a distinguished member of the staff here at BMGf. Problem is, it's all cliches and professionalism. Follow the rules, show commitment, we don't get paid, we aren't above the law. All that horseshit. Well, allow me to cut through that horseshit.
Speaking from my experience, here is how you actually become a staff member:
1.) Join the Forums
2.) Goof around
Yeah, yeah, yeah... people don't like the English names...
I'd say it's only because you've gotten used to the Japanese names, but that's just me using too much logic...
You know, I liked Isshu Unova better when it was called "Unnamed 5th Generation Pokemon Region". Now that had a ring to it...
Get over it. A name is a name. It holds no bearing on the quality of the game.
Who's the nostalgiafag now?
If I didn't know I was right the first time...
But I know I was right the first time.
LONG LIVE YEOLDEJACOB, BITCHES.
All you name-changers are just indecisive little pricks. Sign of bad character. SUCK ON THAT, DOUCHEBAGS.
No matter what Jack Chick wants you to think.
Let's take a look at the history of Halloween, shall we?
According to the most reliable resource ever (STFU, I was too lazy unable to find any other sources), Halloween has its roots in two holidays: the Celtic Samhain (a traditional harvest festival. The Celts loved to have festivals), and All Saint's Day, a Christian holiday. People would dress up in fanciful costumes in an effort to scare away or placate evil spirits
Bro at the Wal-Mart (looking at a copy of Waiting...): Ryan Reynolds is fuckin' funny, man.
Me (Overhearing him talking to himself): Yeah, I know, right? Every self-respecting straight man is gay for Ryan Reynolds.
Bro at the Wal-Mart: Uh, you a fag?
Me: Yeah, for Ryan Reynolds.
Bro at the Wal-Mart: Ew, get away from me you fuckin' queer.
Me: Look, imagine there are two choices for someone to spend the rest of your life making