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Take a long, hard look at the image above. What do you see?

Don't read the comments until you've decided.

Have you ever:
1) Self harmed? Yes
2) Got into a real fight? No.
3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed? Yes
4) Tried to commit suicide? Yes
5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt? Yes
6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting? Yes (Friends -/Season 2)
7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble? Yes, many times
8) Accused someone of using you? Yes
9) Shoplifted? No
10) Gotten drunk/high? No
11) ...

Welcome back (From what? I don't know).

Today, we will discuss one of the most prominent lies that has been circulating regarding U.S. President Barack Obama - and one that was featured prominently in the Republican National Convention, no less. On July 13, that fateful day in Roanoke, Virginia, President Obama uttered the infamous line...

"If you've got a business - you didn't build ...

Originally Posted by Master Mew

BIDENISM ALERT

BIDENISM ALERT

As we all know, all the Republicans in the country were hanging on Joe Biden's every word tonight - just for different reasons than the rest of us. They will be sifting through his speech transcripts with a fine-toothed comb, searching for anywhere where he may have strayed off-message or off the teleprompter, and any statement that could be misinterpreted as a "gaffe."

So, as I was listening to his speech, I kept

...

I once knew a man, a true glutton
So much so his pants would not button
He fell down the stairs
And was eaten by bears
They chewed on his bones like mutton

This has been an installment of Mad Poetry.