"Well, work my ass and call me your bitch!" Roark declared. "Looks like I have a challanger! What's your name?"
"Tiger," I said. "So do we battle here or-"
"No, we have to battle in the Gym. That way, it's official."
He held out a Pokeball and let out his Onix. He grabbed me by my wrist and hoisted us both on the Rock Pokemon. We rode out of the mine in style, eventually eaching
Updated 30th September 2011 at 02:27 PM by Karamazov
Narrated by Tumbleweed the Starly
Voice by Morgan Freeman
Finally, we made it to Oreburgh City!
....And Tiger made a beeline for the Center. Skankle came up to confront him, but Tiger just hit him in the face and relaxed indoors.
Tiger bought the whole team some noodles. Turns out he came to Oreburgh for the "best noodles in all
Art by Croag
Tiger vs Skankle!
Hi. It's me. Cosmo. I'm going to be narrating today because Tiger is busy eating some pizza.
So, uh, where were we? Skankle challenged us to a battle, right?
This entry's art was provided by @Croag. She's a very talented artist, isn't she?
So there I was, watching T.V.: Some dumb shit on the news about a red Gyarados. So I changed the channel and watched Power Rangers like a boss.
But Skankle (oh boy, do I regret naming him that) showed up and was all, "Tiger! Let's go get starter Pokemon from Prof. Rowan!"
"No," I said. "This is the new season. Go by yourself."
"No! I want us to both get starters and we'll
Hey, boys and girls (and genderless beings!) Guess what time it is? That's right, it's time for a Pokemon Platinum playthrough!
Holy shit! I haven't even started the game and a horrible monster is screaming at me. D:
I'm Tiger. But everyone