With one hand, I grabbed Whitney's arm and pushed the knife away. With my other hand, I punched Whitney in the face.
Whitney fell back and dropped the knife. She started sobbing.
"Pathetic creature," I said stiffly. "You're not kawaii."
"I'm...I'm s-s-sorry!" Whitney sobbed. "I just don't know what came over me..."
She dug into her pocket and pulled out a Badge and awhite TM.
"Take them," she told me.
"How do I know this isn't a trick?" I asked.
On the way back to Goldenrod, I met a Firebreather with two Magmar. He was tough, but Capone and Honey pulled through.
The man offered me his number. I would have refused, but he promised to give me tips on burning plastic.
I took a guided tour of the Goldenrod radio tower. They gave us a quiz of five questions. If we got every question correct, you got a radio card for your iPokeGear.
In case you're wondering, the answers are: Yes, Yes, No, Yes, No.
I felt bad for ripping off that family, stealing that kid Gold's clothes.
But my clothes had Slowpoke drool on them.
I had no idea where I was, but I quickly learned I was in some far-off Region called Kanto. I found out that the radio tower I seeked was in Johto, but there was a smaller tower somewhere in this Region.
I caught a Pikachu.
I caught a Metapod
Updated 12th April 2011 at 09:17 PM by Karamazov
I entered the Azalea Gym, Falkner Jr. cradled in my arms.
I stared down at the little shota Gym Leader...
"Well, hey there," he said. "You here for a battle?"
"You're so cute!" I kawaii'd. "Desu desu!"
"To tell you the truth, I'm so glad you didn't think I was a girl like everyone else."
"To tell you the truth, a guy is playing me right now!"
Updated 12th April 2011 at 02:59 PM by Karamazov
Well, that was fun.
The Rockets left town, which was my plan, too. The Ilex Forest was nearby, and I thought of all the kawaii Pokemon, desu.
I was about to enter Ilex Forest when she appeared.
"...You know what I found out?" Ginger asked me. "Because of you...everyone thinks I'm a girl!"
"But...you are a girl," I said.
"No I'm not!"
Updated 11th April 2011 at 05:01 PM by Karamazov