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Nucleotide War: I think if I had to look like a pokemon
Nucleotide War: it would be Umbreon
Sunman222: you would
Nucleotide War: why not?
Nucleotide War: Umbreon is pretty sweet
Sunman222: uh huh
Sunman222: you could never be an umbreon, you have to max out your happiness first*
Nucleotide War: oh snap!


(Courtesy of some lost deviantartist) ...

Last night I threw up as a consequence of alcohol over-consumption. Two lemon drops, a blow job shot, and a shot of tequila in 45 minutes. No good. However, this incident inspired me to blog about my first incident bowing to the porcelain god and how it relates to Pokemon.


(What a perv)
It was my freshman year of college, and I had a crazy headache after taking many shots ...

I was playing my friend's FireRed game when I totally remembered that YOUR RIVAL IS A TOTAL DICK. He's always like "I'm better than you, beotch" and says he'll tell his sister not to give you a map so he can kick more Pokedex ass than you. What a jerk. Luckily his sister probably wants to bang you () and gives you a map.

So remember how in Red/Blue Jinx's pokedex entry spoke of how she "seduced" other pokemon? Think about it. That is seriously messed up and gross.