One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." (Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada) http://www.doctorjokes.net/jokes.php?action=read&joke=59
The police suspect a cereal killer.
http://www.buddywasisname.com/?page_id=194 Recorded by: Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers Written by: Wayne Chaulk There are two good reasons why you should stand up And scream and shout for more You want to hear just one more song Before you head to the door The other reason is more profound We hope we don't sound crass You want to stand and tug them away Cause your pants are stuck to your ass!
A truck carrying a load of Roget's Thesaurus overturned on the highway yesterday. The newspaper reported that onlookers were astounded, bewildered, dumbfounded, overwhelmed, shocked, and startled.
I bet you've never seen this happen: http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9245953&c_id=mlb
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