According to a news report, veteran British rock stars Roger Daltrey, Pete Townsend, and John Entwistle broke into a kennel today and set free all of the Doberman Pinschers.
Police say they now have proof that The Who let the dogs out.
It was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
Justice League (and its sequel, Justice League Unlimited) is one of the greatest superhero cartoons in history. I will now share one of my all-time favorite scenes from it, as Batman and Green Lantern discuss their love lives, or lack thereof:
This is a hilarious improvised skit about Noah building the Ark. Click, watch, laugh.
A hitman was arrested today after beating a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack-paddy-whack.