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Would you like to join UNICEF? We have free holier-than-thou programs and ex-celebrities trying to be politicians! Kindergardens will be surrounded by barbed fences not to keep the children in, but to keep the adults out! Guard towers will be placed where intruders who even dare to enter in its 100 metre radius will be shot! Yes, and every adult who is seen with a child will branded on their forehead: "PEDO".
Higher guard towers will also be placed to oversee other guard
She got on my computer.
Took a look at my facebook.
Removed every guy from there.
Told me to only add girls.
Lectured me about how people said 'dick' on there. And how I should only add 'good' people.
Continued to lecture me.
And now I have to re-add everyone who swore on facebook, and is male.
Thanks, mom. You really are making my life easier...
"To flame or not to flame – that is the question:
Whether 'tis sounder in the mind to suffer
The shoops and woops of outrageous ships,
Or to take arms against a sea of bad ships
And, by trolling, end them. To warn, to ban–
No more – and by a warn to say we mute
The madness and the thousand natural fools
That Pearls are prone to – ‘tis a consummation
Idylly to be fought. To warn, to ban–
and then, perchance, Advance.
But really, could you people at least get rid of the faces? Privacy and yada yada yada...
Boobies are moar important now, anyway.