Disney announces a buying of the United States
by, 1st April 2014 at 05:56 PM (414 Views)
After many years of negogiating, Disney CEO Bob Iger has announced his decision to buy the United States of America for 42.0 trillion US dollars. "This is going to surely allow us to enter new opportunities with our propeties, and it will be great!", said future American leader Bob Iger. Current US president Barack Obama agreed to the solution, as he got tired of running the country, and wanted someone else to take the helm of President, especially with the whole Crimean annexation crisis. "Someone else will be able to run the United States better than me, because I am afraid that Mr. Putin will go on to annex Belarus, and then Alaska. Hence, I sold the country to Mr. Iger." Reaction has been very negative to this, such as from Fox News. "This is a disaster! First, they will allow universal healthcare, and then they will do worse! It will be like a dictatorship, and we will see advertisements for Disney films every day", said former Fox News commentator Glenn Beck. Reactions from the National Socialist Movement of America, however, has been positive. "We no longer have him as President! We will see the new rise of our leader again!", said the head of the NSM. People from liberal parties are revolting, and the states that formerly made up the Confederate States of America are considering seceeding again. California's governor is considering secceding to from the People's Republic of California, a socialist parilamentary dictatorship. Next up: is Communism taking over America?
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