How to celebrate Independence Day
by, 4th July 2013 at 05:55 PM (243 Views)
Today is American Independence Day. We should take this time to celebrate the US overtaking Canada on the UN Human Development index (Norway and Australia, you're next). Now here is your guide to celebrating.
1. Operate fireworks while drunk. It's extra safe that way.
2. Combine and modify fireworks into mega-fireworks.
3. Don't watch the Macy's fireworks display. Macy's is run by anti-American heathens.
4. Celebrate on September 3rd.
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