My poke-guardian, and personal Mascot/Signature pokemon, Sneer the Serperior goes with me wherever I go. This lovely little lady loves to spend her time with me, and often visits me in my dreams to go on all sorts of adventures. When you see me, you can bet Sneer will be somewhere nearby, giving me backup whenever I need it, so don't make yourself an enemy. Sneer will make sure it does not end well for you if you do ;)
Enjoy your time in the den. All who mean peace and harbor a desire for a good rant are welcome to come and go as they please.