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How to Look Good to Moderators

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1) Complain about infractions. It shows you care about them, and caring about them shows that you try to follow the rules, indirectly showing you're moderator material.

2) Troll. It gives us a good laugh, and humor is the best way to make new friends!

3) Flame. It encourages the person to flame back, thereby producing more posts, and raising the amount of activity of the forum!

4) Double post. The truth is, we don't like the edit button. When you edit a post, how will we know it's been edited? What if the information is important?!

5) Reply to spambots. Spambots have feelings too! They deserve to have feedback on the deals they offer. Replying to them shows us you have feelings, which looks great to the staff.

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  1. PhilosophyPhlare's Avatar
    There is a rule about complaining that's fucking dumb as hell and so is rule 3 of the rules of love.
  2. LightArrows.exe's Avatar
    36. Try to have sex with the mod's.
    They will like you and make a mod out of ya. :D
  3. AlexTheRose's Avatar
    When I first found this in the Most Popular Blog Entries, I was expecting it to be a lot different… Well, here we have it people: The best one-way ticket to vB account hell becoming an "awesome" moderator at BMG.

    ...

    Damn, most of the good "rules" are taken

    Not sure if this is taken—I don't think it is though .

    37. Ask for as much personal contact information as possible from many people! It'll let them "get to know you" better .
  4. Charraze's Avatar
    37) Be horrible to other people, and be horrible back! We all know two negatives make a positive!
  5. Caseydia's Avatar
    I've tried to be a saint from keeping infractions and whatelse from coming from mods but that doesn't work when I'm trying to get my point arcoss to some insane pokefans.
  6. Data-Roxas's Avatar
    38) Mini-Mod Staff, they love it when people challenge their authority and tell them how to do their job.
  7. Ghetsis-Dennis's Avatar
    39) Agree with their opinions, mods want their opinions to be proven as the "end of all God" facts, so you must try to agree with what they say in order for them to respect you, even if the mods can't agree with each other's opinions.
  8. TheCapsFan's Avatar
    40) Write a blog entry such as this one, that grabs too much attention so people keep commenting on it years after it was posted.

    Oh wait, that's good! Isn't it?
  9. Zexy's Avatar
    41) Make all your posts in Sticky Threads

    Mods really like to see the threads they dwell the most as colourful and artistic they can be!
  10. yourlilemogirl's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by BlueWartortle
    41) Make all your posts in Sticky Threads

    Mods really like to see the threads they dwell the most as colourful and artistic they can be!
    As a mod, I think I should be the one to tell you 'you're doing it wrong' :B

    Updated 16th March 2013 at 09:37 PM by yourlilemogirl
  11. Zexy's Avatar
    42) Tell them that you are nerd enough to make every single letter of your post a different color just to match the rainbow...

    It's sure that a certain mod will be very happy to see that you are more of a nerd than her!
  12. yourlilemogirl's Avatar
    :B
  13. Zexy's Avatar
    43) Whenever you mention non-mods, make sure that the mention text is italic/bold so that it looks like you are a mod/admin. Mods/admins really love such jokes...
  14. Eleven's Avatar
    44) Don't listen to 90% of the advice on this entry.
  15. Zexy's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Stahl
    44) Don't listen to 90% of the advice on this entry.
    I may not be a mod, but I think I can prove you wrong...

    45) Don't listen to 100% of the advice on this entry. Wait, this post is in this 100%! NOOOOO!
  16. Caseydia's Avatar
    I've tried all on that list since 2006, it doesn't work.
  17. Darkraiii's Avatar
    Oh, BTW Disclaimer: the moderating team reserves the right to infract for complaining, flaming, trolling, double posts, and replying to spambots.
  18. The_Pikachu's Avatar
    46) Listen to every rule here. Especially Bluetoise's
  19. Darrman's Avatar
    Tiny print: Rule No. 47: Follow all this to get perma-banned. Big print: 47) Steal every image you can find. It's less work!
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