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So I'm having a debate with @Mintaka; at the moment.

You see, she has besmirched my reputation, something I cannot allow.

She claims that I am not an honorable, selfless hero.

I would like all of you to make her see otherwise, tell her about my selfless heroics. Since I cannot, given my modest and humble nature.

Thank you for the help all :)

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  1. Mintaka's Avatar
    @Iteru; Why are you doing this? D:< @Feralize; is my first bulba kid and she's not dead >:I
  2. Jack Pschitt's Avatar
    @Mintaka; Which explains the shaky cinematography. And yet I watch it all the time. It's a very realistic hoax.

    I watch it a lot, I can pick up details nobody else notices.
  3. Feralize's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Iteru
    [6:35:39 PM] Niall: min also forced me to kill our first child because she refused to beat up one of the hobos seeking shelter in our heroin palace
  4. RaccoonGoon's Avatar
    Mako motivated and encouraged a group of Russian school children to spread kindness and love. Hurrah for Mako!
  5. Mr. Fahrenheit's Avatar
    "honorable, selfless hero. "

    Yeah, not likely. :/

    Though that can't be said of Min's bulbahusband either. I will never understand why my sisters chose the husbands they did. :I
  6. RaccoonGoon's Avatar
    You guys remember that kidney I needed? I finally got one. From Mako.
  7. Iteru's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Feralize
    but you are inside thanks to Min ;__;
  8. RaccoonGoon's Avatar
    After the tragic death of my beloved raccoon, Pontius, Mako gave a touching, grand speech in his honor.

    Not a dry eye in the house.
  9. Oswin's Avatar
    Oh pls, "honourable, good person". Don't make me laugh >:C
  10. Mr. Fahrenheit's Avatar

    Mintaka wasn't like that until she met you.
  11. RaccoonGoon's Avatar
    But perhaps I should tell you all of how I met Mako.

    You see, I was homeless on the streets of Chicago in 1939. Being homeless, not many people cared for me being around. One day I had to use the bathroom, I slump into a Sears&Rosebuck store. The manager saw me, and snapped the bathrooms were for customers only. I was crushed. Then, suddenly, a chap walks up and says, plain as day, "He's with me." This chap was Mako. I'm shocked, but I use the restroom anyway.

    Since then, he had only done more and more honourable, good deeds, both towards me and others.
  12. Jack Pschitt's Avatar
    Keep it up, Coon.

    loling irl
  13. Shinobu's Avatar
    idk if he's honorable or selfless but I heard he's hot, so those other traits don't really matter anyway.
  14. RaccoonGoon's Avatar

    After the above mentioned event, Mako took me to a nifty little eating joint and asked why I was homeless. He listened very well, and offered to help find me a job. A few days later, I was working as a stock boy at a small grocer. Since my pay was peanuts, I couldn't very well afford lodging. Mako heard of this and offered me his sofa. He wouldn't even let me pay him for that. His food was my food, his home my home. I could never repay his kindness. Evventually, I could afford my own place and all that jazz. Every Christmas I'm sure to get a card from him, and it's always heartfelt. He even introduced my wife and I, and, on our honeymoon, sent us on a simply grand cruise.

    Later, when I was out of town on some matter, my wife was nine months pregnant. One cold night, while still out of town, my wife went into labour. Oh, the panic! Mako dialed me and said he would take her the the hospital while I hastily returned home. On the wayt there, however, Mako knew they wouldn't make it. Rolling up his sleeves, he delivered my first son into life in the back of his car.

    I assure you whatever "crude" stories you hear about this simply wonderful man is a lie. He is a saint and a comrade, and a kinder, more heroic man never lived, and shall never live.
  15. Mintaka's Avatar
    Okay, I'm convinced. You're honorable, and I see why my bulba sis married you. I was mistaken. Please forgive me ;_;
    (My life is ruined... ;_;)
  16. Yang Xiao Long's Avatar

    Of course I forgive you <3

    You are my Bulba sister in law and you are a very good bulba family member.

    There are some things that I would like to clear up.

    1. I received bad intel about the mysterious sex tape. I was made to understand that Min was responsible. I have learned that she was not. So from the bottom of my heart I do apologize.
    2. Things were said about her ability as a bulba parent. These are not truthful. She is a wonderful bulba parent, so much so that she is trusted to watch my bulba step kids whenever we are not at home.
    3. Min is a great woman and we all love her very much <3
  17. $aturn¥oshi's Avatar
    She claims that I am not an honorable, selfless hero.
    Please... Pack of LIES right there. You are nothing but a bully!
  18. yourlilemogirl's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Mintaka
    Okay, I'm convinced. You're honorable, and I see why my bulba sis married you. I was mistaken. Please forgive me ;_;
    (My life is ruined... ;_;)
    They were drunk pls. Why else would they have gotten hitched in the sewers :B
  19. RaccoonGoon's Avatar
    A family man now, my wife and I wanted a house outside the Chicago city limits. We made enough, but not quite enough to buy a house and call it ours. Again, being the most gentle of souls, Mako paid the down payment on our house, no questions asked. My wife and I were so touched, both for him helping birth my son, and his help in our financial burdens, that we named him as the godfather to our son.

    It seems as years went by his heart only grew bigger.Soon, I had a son and two lovely daughters, and on holidays and such, they'd be elated about "Uncle Mako" coming to visit. Oh, the fun we all had! He was basically part of the Tycoonus family now, and things were grand.

    I recently told him he was the most amazing human I had ever met. He just smiled slightly, shook his head, and replied "No, you're the most amazing human I've ever met."

    Words simply cannot describe what a good fellow Mako is, and I can't do it justice. He's my best friend and soul brother, and will always owe him for every single good deed he has done for me, my family, and humanity. Thank you.

    -From the memoirs of Raccoon E.S. Tycoonus.
  20. Jack Pschitt's Avatar
    There might be a lesson to learn from this, but I'm not sure what it is.
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