Why Charizard is the dumbest starter from Red and Blue
by, 3rd September 2012 at 11:41 AM (549 Views)
1. Worst cry
Venusaur's is like this primal scream or some shit, and Blastoise sounds like it's a mechanical monster, mechagodzilla or something. When you hear those cries you know shit's about to get real. But Charizard? So weak, like an OH NO.
2. Worst sprites
Who the hell does it think it is, a hobo? Why is it hunched over like it is? People give Blastoise shit for being fat, but uh-uh. Charizard's the problem here.
3. It does not have fucking cannons on its back.
That derpy puff the magic dragon wannabe is no match for the clout of the bossest turtle around. Yes, bosser than TMNT.
4. Razor Leaf is fucking cool
Basically always crits. Hell yeah, motherfucker.
5. It arbitrates the use of Butterfree
If you want any hope of beating Brock "The Rock" Johnson, you'll have to use that ugly mother who should've been Venomoth. Who cares about easy mode when that worthless butterfly is involved?
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