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I WAS NEVER TOLD ABOUT THE BIRDS

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fucking vermin

I was minding my business and walking down the street. I overhear a conversation about birds attacking someone's air conditioner. Then I notice something flying near my head.

A bird.

A FUCKING BIRD.

I did what most people do when attacked by vermin.

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Parmalee: FLIP THE FUCK OUT

I yelled like a fucking banshee and swooped on home.

Anyone remember The Birds and how they went apeshit and attacked humans?

IT'S HAPPENING

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN ABOUT THE BIRDS CONSIDERING I WAS NOT WARNED BEFOREHAND

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  1. Soulmaster's Avatar
    Yup those are birds.
    Just wait til you get the luck of the birds.
  2. Koopa Jr's Avatar
    Birds.
  3. Karamazov's Avatar
    Well, you were warned when you overheard that conversation. Nonetheless, I'm glad to see you made it out alive. I hope the bird didn't take out any of your limbs.
  4. tyler212's Avatar
    Don't you know that the Bird is the word!

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