When I said I shouldn't have internet?
by, 5th November 2009 at 05:51 AM (315 Views)
I WAS FUCKING KIDDING. IT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH.
My internet went out an hour before the Jupiter episode aired! And I didn't get it back until TEN MINUTES AFTER IT WAS OVER.
I spent almost an hour on hold and never once spoke to a human being!
OK, I get it. This is the universe's plan to make me as bitter and furious as Cyrus, right? Just in time to see him get his bony ass whupped by the elemental forces of sentient attribution. It wants to drive me to the brink and say "HEY THINGS COULD SUCK A LOT WORSE!"
And then I say "Perhaps, but he's fucking YOUNGER than me and he had a legion of followers."
...ok so I'm not so coherent at 3 am after being in a silent fury on hold for fifty minutes. I have a pounding headache and I missed JUPITER of all commanders! I ♥ Jupiter, in all her bodysuited cameltoe glory. Although admittedly most of that is because of DPA and RPing, but still.
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