PanicAttack

You can't.

Whenever something bloody awful happens, I bet £5 on it being in a September, since I'd noticed that it often is. I mean, let's look at September's current track record:

1914. First World War officially begins. Now, you can argue this one either way, since the events that led up to the war begin in late July, with the assassination of Austro-Hungarian Archduke Franz Ferdinand. The actual war itself was declared in September, however.

1939. Second ...

I'm planning on making a Rain Dance team, with my name theme this time being Advance Wars characters. Two of them have been taken from my old set of mains.

"Larissa" [formerly: Shakira] [Named for Larissa's image song: "Cruel Rose"]
Roserade [f]@Big Root
Natural Cure
EV spread: 252 Speed, 252 Sp. Atk, 6 HP
Modest
- Grasswhistle (couldn't be bothered to breed for Sleep Powder, might replace with Toxic)
- Rain Dance
- Weather ...

First return: I'm back. Been away for the last couple of days since my laptop died. Apparently it was pretty much bricked, so I got a new one

Second return: It's the return of the unnamed team! =D A few changes since last time:

- KAORI (Honchkrow) and Siouxsie (Mismagius) have been relegated to backup.

- Avril (Lucario) and Britney (Crobat) have been moved up to the main team.

- Avril learned Dragon Pulse and forgot Counter.
...

It also needs refining a bit. Here's what I've got so far. They are all named after musicians, gender corresponding to name. EVs are all the standard sweeper sets, depending on their use.

The main six:

Yanmega (Hawkins)
Timid nature
Speed Boost
Choice Specs
- Bug Buzz
- Air Slash
- Hidden Power (Ice)
- U-turn

Infernape (Hendrix)
Adamant nature
Blaze
Life Orb
- Swords Dance ...