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by , 21st January 2014 at 01:00 AM (140 Views)
Not really, but I already completed it:


1. Name: Mark
2. Nickname(s): Marky
3. Birthday: March 12th
4. That makes you: Sexy.
5. Where were you born: Edina, MN, USA
6. Location right now: South Carolina
7. Shoe size: 12 (US)
8. How many piercings?: 0
9. Tattoos?: 0
10. When you wake up you're: Feeling sexy.
11. When your about to sleep you're: Still feeling sexy.
Your Zodiac sign: Sexyness Pices
13. Chinese sign: Rabbit
14. Righty or Lefty: Right-handed
15. Innie or Outie: Innie
16. School: High School

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: America with Italian roots
18. Hair colour: Extremely dark brown
20. Weight: 120 210
21. Height: 5'10"
22. Braces?: Already had them
23. Glasses?: Not yet, but I'll probably get them soon

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: Yes
25. If so, who?: Food
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: Yes
27. Who has a crush on you?: Nobody
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: Well I eat a lot of food, so yeah I guess.
29. Who was your first kiss: My Mother
30. Who was your last kiss: Still my Mother
31. Are you a virgin?: Only on Sunday
32. Ever had a threesome before? Unfortunetly No
33. Ever been swarmed by ladybugs?: Yes
34. Have you ever been in love?: Yes
35. Broken any hearts?: I eat chocolate hearts all the time, so yeah.
36. Got your heart broken?: Nope
37. Ever liked a friend?: Yes
38. What happened?: As of now, nothing

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in?: 0
40. How many were serious enough to count: 0
41. Who were those serious ones: 0
42. Who used to be your best friend: My imaginary friend
43. What made them different: Nothing; they were all imaginary
44. What happened: Nothing that's relevant any more
45. Best boy/girlfriend: Lobster with butter
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: Strawberry Ice Cream
47. Ever been kissed: Only by my Mother
48. Who do you want back: Cher Lloyd
49. Who do you regret: That party size bag of chips
50. Why?: The aftermath...

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: Dog Days Are Over - Florence + The Machine
52. Movie: The Heat
53. Food: Lobster with butter
54. Drink: Mexican CocaCola
55. Store: Don't have one
56. Television show: Animated = One Piece, real people = Big Band Theory
57. Holiday: Thanksgiving
58. Book: Don't have one
59. Ice cream: Cookies & Cream
60. Sweets: Snickers
61. Crisps: Wavy Lays
62. Type of music: Alternative
63. Artist: Imagine Dragons
64. Word: Mark
65. Time of day: 12:12 AM
66. Dressing: Sexy
67. Alcoholic drink: Kaluha with eggnog
68. Colour(s): Gray
69. Piece of clothing: Long sleve shirts
70. Character: Idek
71. Smell: Vanilla
72. Shampoo: Is there a difference?
73. Soap: What the hell is this? An application for porn?
74. Smiley: ~>:O
75. Board game: Monopoly
76. Sport: Table Tennis
77. Number: 47
78. Quote: "Hakuna Matata" - Timon & Pumba
79. Animal: Sea Otter
80. Actor: Don't care
82. Vegetable: Don't have one
83. Fruit: Pineapple
84. Place to be: I don't think a place like that exists
85. Thing in your room: My bed
86. Gum: Extra Original
87. Shape: My penis
88. Country: They all suck
89. Mall: Anyone that sells hot pretzels
90. Car: Don't care
91. Boy's name: Ace
92. Girl's name: Melody
93. Family member: Don't make me laugh
94. Restaurant: The Melting Pot
95. Movie place: They're all the same?
96. Person to go to the movies with: Popcorn
97. Noise: My voice
98. Brand of shoe: I prefer to go shoeless
99. Brand of clothing: LL Bean
100. Body part of a chicken: Wing
101. Swear word: Douchebag
102. Month: September
103. Possession: My laptop
104. Team: See number 107
105. Season: Autumn
106. Radio station: Who listens to the radio?
107. Magazine: Couldn't give less than 0 fucks.
108. Favourite grade: 3rd
109. Least favourite grade: 7th
110. Teacher: My Spanish teacher, Dora the Explorer
111. Least favourite teacher: Don't have one
112. Subject: Math
113. Subject to talk about: Myself

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: My mother
115. Who's your dad?: My father
116. Any step-parents?: Nope
117. Any brothers?: Zero
118. Any Sisters?: Uno
120. Coolest: Myself
121. Loudest: My sisiter
122. Best relative: My Uncle
123. Worse relative: 90% of them
124. Do you get along with your parents?: ROFLCOPTER
125. With your siblings? Sometimes
126. Does anyone understand you?: Just me, myself, and I
127. Do you have any pets?: Yeah
128. If so, what kind and name? An annoying, yet cute, dog named Charli. She's a yorkie terrier
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: I'd like to keep my dog still
130. Can I be a part of your family? Only if you can keep up with my sexyness

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? Yes
132. Did you drop out?: Obviouly not if the previous answer was yes
133. Your current GPA: 5.0 Probably around 3.5
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Buy
135. ABC's?: 2 lay z 2 tipe
136. Favorite class: Math
137. Play any sports at school?: Like I'm athletic enough to do that
138. Are you popular?: My schools too large to have a popular crowd, so yes
139. Favourite memory: None of them are very good
140. Most humiliating moment: I'm never humiliated
141. Most funniest moment: Err, too many to count
142. Most scared moment: Looking in the mirror

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: Miley Cyrus
146. Dog: Bark
147. Christina Aguilera: The Voice
148. Ricky Martin: WHO
149. 50 cent: Two quarters
150. Poop: Pooh Bear
151. Beach: Bikinis
152. Desert: The Sahara
153. Water: Liquid
154. Osama: Binladin
155. Love: A Joke
156. Your little brother: Nonexistant
157. Butt: Sex
158. Clowns: It
159. Wonder: Brain
16o. Brown: Shit
161. Banana: Dicks
162. Sex: Kinky
163. Parents: Horrible
164. Homosexuals: Why not?
165. God: Satan

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: No
167. Heaven: Idk
168. Devil: No
169. Hell: Idk
170: Boogy man: No
171. Closet Monsters: No
172. Fortune tellings: No, but I think fortune tellers might believe themselves...
173. Magic: No
174. Love at first sight: No
175. Ghosts: No
176. Voo-doo dolls: They exist, but they don't work
177. Reincarnation: Even though I want it to be true, no
178. Yourself: lul


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: No
180. Do drugs: No
181. Drink alcohol: Only on Christmas
182. Cuss: Always
183. Sing in the shower: Where else am I supposed to practice?
184. Like school: Yup
185. Want to get married: No
186. Type with all of your fingers: No
187. Think you're attractive: Just my face
188. Drink and drive: No
189. Snore: No
190. Sleep walk: No
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Yes

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: No
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No
194. Told that person how you felt: No
195. Been arrested: No
196. Gone to jail or juve: No
197. Skateboarded: Yes
198. Skinny dipped: No
199. Rock climbed: Yes
200. Killed someone: No
201. Watched porn: Yes
202. Gone on a road trip: Yes
203. Went out of the country: Yes
204. Talked back to an adult: Everyday
205. Broken a law: Yes
206. Got pulled over: No
208: Cried to get out of trouble: I just use my good looks *whips hair back and forth*
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: No, but I would
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: No
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: No
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: I pay money to see that shit happen
213. Moon someone: My ass isn't nice enough :(
214. Shop-lifted: No
215. Worked at McDonald's: No
216. Eaten a dog: A hot dog? Yes
217. Give money to a homeless person: No
218. Glued your hand to yourself: No
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: No
220. Had a one night stand: No
221. Smoked: No
222. Done drugs: No
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: No
224. Slap someone for being stupid: More than slap them
225. Had cyber sex: No
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: No, I like my penis
227. Caught someone doing something: Never have I ever
228. Played a game that removes clothing: Does masturbation count as a game?
229. Cried during a movie: Yes
230. Cried over someone: Yes
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Yes
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: No
233. Ran away from home: No
234. Cheated on a test: Yes


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: Yes
236. Sky dive: I was going to do it until I learned my back had to be strapped against a strangers chest
237. Swim with dolphins: Already did it
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: Why not?
239. Try to be the opposite sex: No
240. Lie to the police: Depends
241. Run from the police: Depends
242. Lie to your parents: Do it errday
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: Nope
244. Be an exotic dancer: Only if the poles are clearn
245. Kill the president: As much as I dislike him, no

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: Sometimes
247. Loud: Somtimes
248. Nice: Sometimes
249: Outgoing: Sometimes
250: Quiet: Sometimes
251. Mean: Sometimes
252. Emotional: Yes
253. Sensitive: Yes
254. Gay: Yes
255. Strong: Sometimes
256. Weak: Sometimes
257. Caring: Sometimes
258. Dangerous: Yes
259. Crazy: Yes
260. Spontaneous: Sometimes
261. Funny: Yes
262. Sweet: Sometimes
263. Sharing: Sometimes
264. Responsible: LOLOLOLROFLLLLLCOPTERLOLULULULUL
265. Trustworthy: See number 264
266. Open-minded: Yes
267. Creative: Yes
268. Cute: Only if you're blind
269. Slick: I'm too fat to be slick
270. Smart: Sometimes
271. Dumb: Sometimes
272. Evil: Sometimes
273. Ghetto: No I'm not Jewish
274. Classy: Never
275. Photogenic: Only when the lens cap is on
276. Dependable: No.
277. Greedy: Sometimes
278. Ugly: Depends
279. Messy: Yes
280. Neat: No
281. Perverted: Yes
282. Silly: Sometimes
283. A Bitch: Not really
284. A Good Listener: Yes
285. A Fighter: I like to pretend I am
286. A Party Animal: Yes
287. A Game Freak: No
288. A Computer Freak: Yes

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Best-selling Author
290. Dream house: One made out of wood
291. Husband/Wife: Don't want one
292. Kids: Don't want them
293. Names: Well, if I had to change my name it would be Mike Oxlong (if your stupid and don't get it, say it out loud)
294. Pets: Sea Otters
295. Car: Fucking helicopter
296. Age you would want to get married: Never
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: Idk
298. Honeymoon: Obviously the Moon

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: Don't have one
300. Known the longest: My friend Noah
301. Craziest: See 300
302. Loudest: See 300
303. Shyest: I don't really have shy friends
304. Best hair: Idk
305. Best eyes: Idk
306. Best body: I don't wanna answer...
307. Most Athletic: IDK
308. Hot-Tempered: IDK
309. Most impatient: IDFK
310. Shortest: Ian
311. Tallest: Luke
312. Skinniest: Ian
313. Best singer: IDEFK
314. Funniest: See 300
315. Can always make you laugh: See 300
316. Wish you talked to more: Anyone from the above
317. Wish you saw more: See 316
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Nobody
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: Chandler
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': No
321. Whose always been there when you need them: They aren't that great of friends
322. Who is like your family: See 321
323. How many friends do you have?: I consider everyone my friend, no matter how shitty they are
324. How many are really close?: Maybe about 5?

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Ice Cream
326. Thing you drank: Water
327. Thing you wore: Clothes
328. Thing you did: Answer question 327
329. Place you went: The Kitchen
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: Nothing
331. Person you saw: My Mother
332. Person you hugged: My Mother
333. Person you kissed: My Mother
334. Person you beat to a juicy pulp: Nobody
335. Person you talked to online: I don't have any friends online either; that's how much of a loner I am
336. Person you talked to on the phone: My Mother
337. Song you heard: Beez In The Trap - Nicki Minaj
338. Show you saw: One Piece
339. Time you fought with your parents: Yesterday
340. Time you fought with a friend: I can't remember
341. Words you said: "night"

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: Gum
344. What are you drinking: My saliva
345. What are you thinking: When the hell am I going to finish this
346. What are you wearing: Clothes
347. What are you doing: Trying to go to sleep
349. Hair: Still dark brown
350. Mood: Sleepy
351. Listening to: Nothing, even though I have headphones in
352. Talking to anyone: Myself
353. Watching anything: One Piece

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: No
356. Are you heterosexual: No
357. Do you like penguins: Sure, why not?
358. Do you write poetry: I actually love writing poetry
359. Do you see stupid people: It's all I see
360. You + Me: Sex!?!
361. Do you like the Osbournes: No
362. Can you see flying pigs: No
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: No
364. Are you from Afghanistan: No
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: No
366. Are you a zombie: No
367. Am i annoying you: I don't even know who the hell you are
368. Do you bite your nails: Yes
369. Can you cross your eyes: No
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: No
371. Have you touched someone's private part: On accident x_x

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Winter
373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: Britney Bitch
375. MTV or VH1: Like they're quality channles
376. Black or White: Gray
377. Yellow or Pink: Pink
378. Football or Basketball: Neither
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Mobile Phone
380. Pen or Pencil: Pens
381. Cold or Hot: Cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Neither
383. Inside or Outside: Outside
384. Weed or Alcohol: Both Neither
385. Coke or Pepsi: Mexican Coke
386. Tape or Glue: Depends on the kind
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: I don't care what they put into their food, it will always be McDonalds.

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: Boring
389. About boy bands: Overrated
390. About suicide: Why not?
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: They make me want to commit number 390
392. About teen pregnancy: Depressing
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: A mental institudion
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Nobody
395. About gay men: Good for them

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: Yes, me and my friends made it a long time ago: https://www.fasheakers.yolasite.com
397. Current weather right now: 51F
398. Current time: 12:57
399. Any shout outs: Not really
400. Last thoughts: I thought this would only take 10 minutes......
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