Trainer-c

So there was an interesting fellow on IRC asking for demanding a battle, I had a little free time, and it was obvious that this person was going to keep spamming "PM me for a battle!" so I took the bate, knowing full well that the odds of this person being trouble were fairly high.

<st74185> kk.
<st74185> Fc?
<st74185> My Details: STEPHANE 3696 3978 8555
<st74185> STEPHAN*
<st74185> Yours?
<Trainer-c> 0603 5375 4811
<st74185> Name?
<Trainer-c> Raxi
<st74185> ty/
<st74185> meet you in.
<Trainer-c> Okay
<st74185> you guy or girl?
<Trainer-c> Guy
<st74185> kk.
<st74185> i'm nearly in.
<Trainer-c> Alright
<st74185> kk go.
<st74185> WTF?
<st74185> what you do?
<st74185> again?
<Trainer-c> Alright
<st74185> what you do?
<Trainer-c> I did nothing
<st74185> random error?
<st74185> you did well.
<st74185> kk invited.
<st74185> join mine,,,
<Trainer-c> I tried and got an error

Now, after this first disconnect, which happened a good quarter through the battle, with the tide of the battle going in my favor, I knew that this person was going to disconnect, so I had no expectation of the second battle ending any other way.

st74185> kk.
<st74185> qtf hax much
<st74185> why have to spam yawn?
<Trainer-c> It creates openings
<st74185> you'er only winning because I missed 2 times with hypnosis.
<Trainer-c> maybe
<st74185> dpn't switch
<st74185> omg sad noob.
<st74185> you win anyway.
<st74185> omg.
<st74185> fuck this.
<st74185> nerd.
<st74185> just wanted 1 kill.
<st74185> hacker.
<st74185> my mence is jolly with 252 ev and iv31 in speed.
<st74185> you haxor.
<Trainer-c> Mine is Naive with 31 and 252
<st74185> not lettin g you enjoy that.
<st74185> i don't want a hacker.
* st74185 has quit (Quit: st74185)

This second battle made it all the way to the last move, where he promptly disconnected. After his establishing that I must be hacker because of a single turn where my Salamence outspeed his.

A lol-worthy match indeed, and an amusing way to kill a little time.