Pokémon

Note: The following blog is satirical in nature.

Bulbasaur:
How do I pronounce this Bull Ba Sore? Bal Base Or? The name loses all meaning because there is no guide on which accent to use when pronouncing the name.

Swinub:

Swinnub

NUB

lolololololol Nubnubnubnubnubnubnub Way to be offensive to noobies, and amputees, Nintendo. :( [Repeat this subject about 50 times throughout thread]

Gyarados, Sableye: ...

They

Look

Like




Digimon.

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So there was an interesting fellow on IRC asking for demanding a battle, I had a little free time, and it was obvious that this person was going to keep spamming "PM me for a battle!" so I took the bate, knowing full well that the odds of this person being trouble were fairly high.

<st74185> kk.
<st74185> Fc?
<st74185> My Details: STEPHANE 3696 3978 8555
<st74185> STEPHAN*
<st74185> Yours?
<Trainer-c>

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11-07776-79796

This match contains the most lolriffic critical hit I have seen in a long time. Unfortunately, the crit happened to me, but it is still fricking epic.

<Exxthus> He used Cosmic Power Twice, I used Trick to get Specs on him, and he uses Blizzard. Which misses.
<Exxthus> Latias uses Draco Meteo, crits and OHKOs it.
<Trainer-c> Lame.
<Tina> XD
<Tina> omg
<Exxthus> It was

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Check out my epic loss in last night's Tourney: 13-19664-71644

I made quite a few misplays in this match. I think the biggest one I made in planning out the team, I had considered giving Swampert Protect, but ultimately decided against it. Another huge mistake was not having Weavile hold a Focus Sash.

All-in-all I did better than I expected for a doubles match, and I had fun. I think I will hang onto this team and maybe tweak it a little for future doubles/VGC-style ...