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I'm sure we all friends that have a certain hobby, but you can tell they suck complete ass at it. For example, I have a friend who likes to draw. However, he can't draw for shit, yet he insists that he is a good artist. So this is how I broke it to him:

He posted one of his drawings on Facebook. So I commented "Hi, I am Van Gogh. I do not approve of this. Don't quit your day job!". Obviously, he was not pleased and stated that I was simply jealous because I can't draw. My response: "It was Van Gogh's words not mine. However, he is the art master. You should heed his advice." Eventually Van Gogh shot himself and I started pretending to be Picasso. This was followed by me posting crude drawings and paintings and claiming they were masterpieces just to piss people off more.

The moral of the story, if your friend sucks at something, pretend to be a person who was great at it. If your friend can't sing, pretend to be Whitney Houston before drugs. Sucks at basketball? Pretend to be Micheal Jordan. You get my point. Then just tell them that they suck in a nice way. Be a good friend and help your friends.

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Updated 20th April 2013 at 06:14 PM by Jolene



  1. Solace's Avatar
    I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
  2. Zexy's Avatar
    I think that it's gross as a tactic. Your friend can be enraged, and he'll be right.
  3. Oswin's Avatar
    Wouldn't a good friend be supportive and offer advice and tips for improvement?
  4. Jolene's Avatar
    @BlueWartortle; He was not enraged. He knew I was trolling him. Still funny though.
    @PkmnGreen; Yes, but this is what you do before.
  5. Typhlosionisafirebadger's Avatar
    Why not just talk to them straight up? I mean this way is funny sure, but kinda makes you come off like a prick

    I mean maybe that's how you and your friends talk, but to an outsider, you come off kinda douchey
  6. SquishyFace's Avatar
    I need to do this with my friends whenever they try drawing manga (because as we all know, most 12-13 year olds suck at drawing in the Manga style).
  7. MegaCharr's Avatar
    Hey I suck at Pokemon battles but that don't mean I have to quit being a Pokemon fan...

    Just saying just like my drawing I shit at drawing...

    diapered Turtwig by ~MegamanDX on deviantART


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