Breaking it to your friends
by, 20th April 2013 at 05:47 PM (419 Views)
I'm sure we all friends that have a certain hobby, but you can tell they suck complete ass at it. For example, I have a friend who likes to draw. However, he can't draw for shit, yet he insists that he is a good artist. So this is how I broke it to him:
He posted one of his drawings on Facebook. So I commented "Hi, I am Van Gogh. I do not approve of this. Don't quit your day job!". Obviously, he was not pleased and stated that I was simply jealous because I can't draw. My response: "It was Van Gogh's words not mine. However, he is the art master. You should heed his advice." Eventually Van Gogh shot himself and I started pretending to be Picasso. This was followed by me posting crude drawings and paintings and claiming they were masterpieces just to piss people off more.
The moral of the story, if your friend sucks at something, pretend to be a person who was great at it. If your friend can't sing, pretend to be Whitney Houston before drugs. Sucks at basketball? Pretend to be Micheal Jordan. You get my point. Then just tell them that they suck in a nice way. Be a good friend and help your friends.
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