The Patrician

Well, it’s time for another game review and while I am positive these won’t become a regular thing, I would like to share my opinion of this game with you. So low and behold, today I shall review Hitman: Absolution.

Hitman, believe it or not, is actually the fifth game in the Hitman series since Hitman: Codename 47 was released in 2000. I ask you to suspend your disbelief because to me Hitman: Absolution seems like a brand new game. The game begins with you, Agent 47, the deadliest ...

I play a lot of video games, along with watching a lot of films and typing a lot of meaningless gibberish, so it can be safely assumed that I don't do much else, so don't assume I do because I don't. I have a list of games I intend to buy and play as well as a list of games I currently own that I intend to go back and continue to play; because I know you don't particularly care about my life (and who would blame you?) I won't tell you them but I will tell you my opinion on the most recent game I ...

The BBC, the British Broadcasting Company, are the people responsible for creating television as we know it and also responsible for allowing the broadcast of hundreds of internationally known television programmes that have been enjoyed not just by the people of the United Kingdom but I'm sure people in other countries. It is today that they close the doors of their British Broadcasting Centre in the heart of London and this may not sound too tragic to many of you but to me, it is. The BBC building ...

Welcome once again, I regret to inform you that due to budget cuts that comfortable chair you sat in last time has been replaced a rather worn out beanbag I scavenged from a pediatric unit. Can I get you a drink? It was a scotch last time, wasn't it? Well, I suppose I ought to begin.

My Five Cents is something I'll be doing every now and again when I feel like it and when I feel like I have an opinion on something. My opinion is not guaranteed to be something new nor valued but like ...

Good Evening, fellow users of the Bulbagarden Forums. Would you like to take a seat? How's your day been? Would you like a drink? Tea, coffee or perhaps something a little stronger? I make a formidable Farnell. Oh now, where are my manners? I must introduce myself properly.

My name, as indicated by the informative text in the top right corner of your screen, accompanied by my profile picture, is The Patrician or, if you prefer, Havelock Vetinari, the latter just as fake as the former. ...