Uncle Edit X

Normally, my nights can feel like a little while before they are over, but recently, they have been finishing faster than you can say "I hate Mondays". I am guessing it's because of the cold weather, but I am not complaining, as my times in bed have felt wonderful and refreshing. Maybe when it warms up over here, I won't feel that way when I go to sleep, but until then, I sure enjoy them.

Here's another gag I made up: What did the young child say when he couldn't open the jar of jelly? It's jammed up!