what did i just type

I can't remember the exact dialogue but the conversation went something like this:

"Speak in a British accent."

"I can't, I'll sound horrible..." <--- me

"Come on"

"Ok, fine, how long should my sentence be?"

"As long as I can hear you"

"I can't think of anything to say...can I throw in random British words?"

"Ok, whatever."

"Cheerio old chap um... torchfootballcrumpet" <--- me in a really bad British accent

and everyone lol'd

P.S. Sorry if this offended anyone, I didn't mean it

P.P.S. torch = flashlight, football = soccer, crumpet = I'm not sure, it's either a type of bread or it's a pastry of some sort...maybe a kind of scone or biscuit or something