Pokeparadox

Jack: Alright, go Crobat!
Bob: Go Monferno!
Jack: Alright Air slash go!
Bob: Counter with a Mach Punch! Now Flamethrower!
Jack: Crobat NO!
Crobat widens its eyes and blows away the flamethrower.
Jack: Now go Cross Poison and Aerial ace!
Bob: No Monferno!
MONFERNO IS UNABLE TO BATTLE!
Bob: Two against 3, and I have two! Oh well! Go Darkrai!
Jack: Argh! Go Hypnosis!
Bob: Counter with Thunder! Now go Dark Void!
Jack: Fly away! NO!
The dark void catches Crobat.
Jack: Wake up! You just gotta Wake up!
Bob: Go now use Dream Eater!
Jack: No way that'll...
CROBAT IS UNABLE TO BATTLE!
Jack: If you use a legendary, time for my one, go Rayquaza! Dragon Pulse!
Bob: Thunder!
Jack: Keep using dragon pulse!
Bob: NO! DARKRAI!
DARKRAI IS UNABLE TO BATTLE!
Bob: Final Pokemon Probopass!
Jack: Outrage!
PROBOPASS IS UNABLE TO BATTLE!
Jack: Looks like I win, Return Rayquaza, thanks for your help! Raichu didn't even battle!