Squaddie's Angry Rants 1: Dating site ads, spefisic Australian ads
by, 21st April 2013 at 04:32 AM (716 Views)
Hello. I'm SquadalaGuy. Do you know Shaun Michallef's Mad As Hell? No? Well too bad, because like the show, i'm talking about what I hate/scares/pisses/makes me go ape-shat/etc. It's time for...
SQUADDIE'S AN! GRY! RANTS!!!!
Episode 1: Dating site ads and spefisic Aussie ads (Storage King)
RANT 1: Dating site ads
I'm glad this forums have no ads at all. But most sites (like tvtropes.org) have stuff saying "YOUR MOM IS 4KM (or 1 mile) AWAY! GO F*** HER IN THE HOLE NOW AND CLICK HERE!!!!" or "DATE LATINO-ASIAN WHO HAVE THAI-MUSLIM KIDS!!!" Well, sorry for being rascist and WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE EFFING INTERNET?! These ads are even unblocked to see at school! (Australian at least.) Good dating site ads, well 'ad' because one ever bother to do a good one are just non-spamming like RSVP (yet another Aussie company, so Google it up, Americans and Pommies/Britians). I say SHAME on those stupid ideas of making racial-sterotype/spamming glalore-like ads. You just ruined lives at steak. And their money, and their stuff. Thanks for letting them type their credit card details for those dating site spams- Ah let's move on to:
RANT 2: Storage King ads
You probaly are now saying "What the hell is a Storage King? All we have are American Storage and King Arthur and shat like that! It's a stoopid Australian man talking about Aussie stuff!" Well, what do you expect? I always wanted to rant stuff like this, and I live in Australia. So? Let's talk about it. The ad? Good. IF IT WAS'NT FOR THAT SHITTY MOTHER-F****** JINGLE THAT MADE ME CRY AND GO APESHIT!!!!!! This jingle never changed, and was there from the dawn of, well, their company. It goes like this:
#SELF STORAGE! CALL STOR-AGE! KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#
If you listen to that on YouTube, you would shit your pants, cry and go apeshit like me. And it is high pitched in the end and sung by a muscilar male choir who probaly from the set of Monty Python and the Holy Grail who were once soprano opera singers. IT. IS. FUCKING. SHIT.
That's all for tonight/today, but you can suscribe- ah i'm not going to reference DYK gaming. Goodnight. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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