Just throwing this out there, but what would win,
A chainsaw unicorn, or a Space Narwhal?
Chainsaw unicorn ftw.
Team Space Narwhal.
Space Narwhal. They're the Jedis of the sea. In space.
So basically they're just Jedis. Game, set, match.
Chainsaw unicorn. Anyone who's read HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH will know how powerful chainsaws are.