Shock to the Simpsons
by, 26th October 2012 at 07:53 PM (221 Views)
I was reading the online news today, and I found something that caught my eye:
Apparently, Joe and Tina Simpson, parents of Jessica Simpson and her sister Ashlee, are getting a divorce. Why, exactly? It seems that Joe Simpson is not exactly into women. Of course, he's denying it. I'm guessing because it will taint his "good Christian" image. "Good Christian" my ass! Your image was tainted for years!
I guess we were right in being suspicious of Jessica Simpson's dad. He seems like the biggest hypocrite in the world of stage parents. He's probably as bad as Dina Lohan, if not worse. He always used to talk about Jessica in a way that no father should ever do! After all, she supposedly wore a purity ring - possibly one of the earliest celebrities who did. And he was a minister - I don't know any minister who would talk about his own daughter like that! You'd think he was trying to make Jessica have an Electra complex (and yet he never did that to Ashlee. I wonder why?). But yet he might actually prefer the company of men! How does that explain his unhealty obsession with Jessica's nonexistent virginity?
I'm not trying to be anti-gay or anything. It just shows that Joe Simpson is a fake. If anything, I don't care if he's gay or straight - he's a moron no matter what. I'm guessing that he was making his daughter obsess over her virginity because he was insecure about his own sexuality. I feel bad for the mum, though. I hope she doesn't feel that her marriage was a big fat lie. I mean, being married for over 30 years, having kids and grandkids, and then finding out that your husband is not into you or any other woman? Talk about tragic. And if Joe Simpson isn't gay, isn't his established behaviour more than enough to prove that he's a bad influence on his family?
I do realise they are from a part of the United States that isn't that open to homosexuality, so maybe Joe Simpson felt that it was his duty to marry a woman. And I'm pretty sure that he's a Baptist, and they have a reputation for being homophobic. So if he truly is gay, I can see why he would deny it.
Most of you are probably familiar with the Simpson sisters' stupidity. Jessica has built an entire career on pretending to be dumb just to get attention. Obviously, it worked - she's slept around with quite a few men. Ashlee once claimed to hate being concerned about body image, and then proceeded to get a nose job. The latter then hooked up with Pete Wentz, gave birth to the atrociously named Bronx Mowgli, and then called it quits. And now their parents' marriage turned out to be a fluke the entire time. I guess being a phony runs in the family.
I guess it was going to happen eventually, and it seems that now is the time. Joe Simpson, you suck.
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