Guess Who's Coming To The One Direction Movie?
by, 19th September 2013 at 09:33 PM (704 Views)
Me and my four friends - Frank, William, Gabby (my GF), and Ashley - are all going to see the One Direction movie. William got tickets for it. Gabby was able to get all of us tickets to see it tonight (the movie came out in Australia yesterday). She waited on line for an hour and fifteen minutes last night.
We are not going to see it as fans. NOOO. We are going to make fun of the buggers that form the dumbest boy band to ever exist.
I've already picked out my outfit. I am going to wear a black and yellow striped shirt and black pants and a keffiyeh. All of us guys are going to wear weird stuff. Frank is going to wear a plaid shirt, khaki pants, and suspenders. Gabby is going to wear a frumpy floral print dress and put her hair in a bun. William is going to wear a The Wanted T shirt (1D hates The Wanted) and ripped jeans, as well as his new nose piercing. Ashley (who is a guy, just so you know) is going to wear a jumpsuit and a sailor neckerchief.
We aren't buying popcorn, since I don't care for popcorn and our movie theatre's popcorn is overpriced. Instead, we are going to bring Cheez Doodles, gummi worms, jelly beans, pretzels, and Coca-Cola.
We are all going to mock the movie and laugh at it. Unfortunately, we are going to be surrounded by One Direction fangirls and their unfortunate mums and dads. But screw them.
My friends and I are looking forward to teasing the shitty-ass movie!
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