Fun with One Direction
by, 11th May 2013 at 10:32 PM (1330 Views)
Remember how I posted that little rant on Zayn Malik? Well, now I'm going to make fun of ALL of One Direction with this rant!
We all know that 12-year-old girls are like "ooh One Direction is da best band EVAH! Dey are SO KEWL!" and "OMG Zayn is so hawt!" and "I thinks Niiall is so kewt. When I see him its like I got an erection only im a girl so I didn't get one u sicko!"
Well, as you might have it, One Direction are the biggest pricks this side of England. They are incredibly rude to their fans and to everyone else. So I decided to have fun with them?
Here are some pictures that really describe the nutjobs themselves:
Niall looking stupid: http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1335390979494198.jpg (The scary thing is, he looks exactly like this kid with Tourette's who sits next to me in health class.)
Self-hating Brits: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8567aA1RK1r6bv2ao1_1280.jpg (Oh, so you judge your fangirls by their looks?)
Ugh, the idea that Louis Tomlinson would compare himself to ROYALTY?: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3giuniBV31qdlxb4o1_500.jpg
Niall loves polyglots: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcvr5ng8mn1rdqeejo1_500.png (Parlez vous baleine?)
Harry doesn't speak stupid: http://www.liveluvcreate.com/index.php?site=image&id=266213 (Actually, he does.)
This is what One Direction's true forms look like:
Niall: (or maybe the Pamela Anderson image below might fit, since I think Niall is probably a girl.)
More fun to come in a few days.
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