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Remember how I posted that little rant on Zayn Malik? Well, now I'm going to make fun of ALL of One Direction with this rant!
We all know that 12-year-old girls are like "ooh One Direction is da best band EVAH! Dey are SO KEWL!" and "OMG Zayn is so hawt!" and "I thinks Niiall is so kewt. When I see him its like I got an erection only im a girl so I didn't get one u sicko!"
Well, as you might have it, One Direction are the biggest pricks
Now that my first year is coming up, I was thinking of the funniest quote that I came up with.
I'm thinking of the one I wrote in the Pokemon high school AU. You know, the one where I wrote how I imagined a Pokemon high school AU to be. I think I was watching too much Degrassi (or maybe Glee - don't worry, both shows are dopey to me) when I wrote that post down. I still crack myself up reading how I said that Marshal would be depicted as a gangsta. I get this picture of Marshal looking
Before I get started, I have a great announcement: my sister is having a girl!
As my sister gets closer and closer to getting that baby delivered, I have wasted my time looking up all sorts of sheeit. I was able to catch some wacky stuff, like the hype on the royal baby and all of the Kardashian-Jenner craziness. But this below is very interesting.
I am keeping an eye on that bile fascination of mine, Ryan Lochte. Yep, the same guy that was in the Olympics swimming
I'm sure all of you are aware that I'm Muslim. And as you all know, One Direction is popular. And it's pretty obvious which member I will talk about.
I've had some issues with Zayn Malik lately. He's my least favorite member of One Direction. And I think it's for a good reason. He actually makes Muslims look worse.
I thought I'd have a lot of respect for Zayn since I thought it was wonderful that you got to see a Muslim in the music industry. I thought it was refreshing
Yesterday, one of my relatives by marriage got arrested. It was my cousin Rana's husband Bashir. (This cousin is my dad's sister's oldest daughter. She's 30. Her husband is in trouble.)
Rana and her husband were getting a visit from my dad's younger brother Munir. My cousin was expecting a nice quiet visit from her uncle. Uncle Munir was going alone while his wife was visiting their daughter and granddaughter. Bashir and Uncle Munir had a discussion about politics. But things got