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I am never going to murder someone...ever.

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by , 31st October 2013 at 10:15 AM (1105 Views)
I am going to be 105 in a few months. No matter how much you convince, persuade, and beg, I refuse to stab someone in the head. Not even a small slash across the throat. You're all probably thinking:

"Try it!" "Give it to go!" "It's not gonna bite!"
Hey, have you ever heard of these two words: I don't like jail keep your mitts of and stop trying to make me kill people please.

"It's a social lubricant."
When you put it that way...no wait! Nice try society!

"You don't know if you try."
I've heard enough stories on how people get the death sentence in Texas to know not to kill. Nice try murder advocates!

"Aren't you being a little too paranoid about what killing does to you?"
For Goomy's sake, I don't wanna go to jail!

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  1. Norzan's Avatar
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    Okay.
  2. Xita's Avatar
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    Uhhhh....
  3. SwampertShoes's Avatar
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    o_o I'm not sure how to take this post, man.
  4. Buoy's Avatar
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    I commend you for declaring this. So many people today are heavily inclined to a lifestyle of murder, no matter how much I tell them that it corrupts the body and soul. I'm very proud that you can come out and say things like this in today's world without being afraid. You're simply revolutionary, and I can only see big things for you in the future.
    Gaga and HumanDawn like this.
  5. DracoMan's Avatar
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    You're not? Oh, come on. Pretty please?
  6. Karamazov's Avatar
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    Oh, I get it!
  7. Gaga's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Contrary
    Oh, I get it!
    You would think the category would be enough :V
  8. Bishie Karis-chan's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Contrary
    Oh, I get it!
    I don't. :c
  9. maglev's Avatar
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    What a wimp.
    Gaga likes this.
  10. SwampertShoes's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buoy
    I commend you for declaring this. So many people today are heavily inclined to a lifestyle of murder, no matter how much I tell them that it corrupts the body and soul. I'm very proud that you can come out and say things like this in today's world without being afraid. You're simply revolutionary, and I can only see big things for you in the future.
    Oh wow are people really trying to convince others to murder?
  11. Infinity Mk-II's Avatar
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    That is an interesting thing to say... You keep talking about how you are not going to.

    That can only mean... you were in the middle of murdering someone while writting this blog entry, weren't you?!


    It's right there: Goomy. We all know Goomy is viscuous, wet... This OBVIOUSLY is because of the blood of its victims.
  12. Buoy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwampertShoes
    Oh wow are people really trying to convince others to murder?
    um hello have u read macbeth??
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  13. Helioptile's Avatar
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    ITS NAUGHT MURDUR IF THEY DIE FROM THA BLOOD
  14. Yato's Avatar
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    FEAR DA GOOMIEz
  15. BladeLight52's Avatar
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    Word for word ay?

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