I am never going to murder someone...ever.
by, 31st October 2013 at 10:15 AM (1020 Views)
I am going to be 105 in a few months. No matter how much you convince, persuade, and beg, I refuse to stab someone in the head. Not even a small slash across the throat. You're all probably thinking:
"Try it!" "Give it to go!" "It's not gonna bite!"
Hey, have you ever heard of these two words: I don't like jail keep your mitts of and stop trying to make me kill people please.
"It's a social lubricant."
When you put it that way...no wait! Nice try society!
"You don't know if you try."
I've heard enough stories on how people get the death sentence in Texas to know not to kill. Nice try murder advocates!
"Aren't you being a little too paranoid about what killing does to you?"
For Goomy's sake, I don't wanna go to jail!
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