ALL HAIL PIZZA

So.....during my daily internet trawl, I stumbled upon a Pokémon Forum....for the target demographic. I'm talking about under-tens or under-twelves. It's just a tiny forum, barely one at 41 pages for the whole thing.

While browsing it, I....well....I LOL'd. I mean, I don't want to sound like a bully, but I couldn't help it. Some stuff:

i will use an electric pokemon if it is a rock pokemon i will use iron tail!
and if it is a grass pokemon i willuse quick attack and while the apponent is in the
air that is my chance to thunder shock because like brock said grass pokemon need the ground so they won't be affected in thunder shocks and other electric attacks!

1.raichu 2.salemence 3.charizard 4.steelix please reply because tthese are the best

HOW TO CATCH REAR LEGENDARY POPEMON?

Uh....rear popemon?

i know almost everything about pokemon i was playing my brothers pokemon red when i was 2 i couldnt read anything i just loved catching pokemon and battling oh yeah and btw pokemon wasnt made by arceus it was made by satoshi tajiri that is the guy who made pokemon in the japanese anime of pokemon ash's name is satoshi

Huh? Of course not.

i want that ash should have this 6 pokemons which he have..

1)pikachu
2)knowtowel
3)pigi-i
4)bulbasor
5)snowlex
last but not the least
6)Charizad

here i want ash have...

1)Charizad
2)snowlex
3)alkezar
4)pikachhu
5)venasore
6)blastoy
7)dragonite

Spelled so badly, it's unrecognizable.

will i love Pokemon very much than you people!-!i have POKEMON POSTERS,POKEMON TRADING CARDS,POKEMON NOTEBOOKS,PEN,ERASER,GOODIES,POKEMON MAGAZINES,POKEMON COMICS,POKEMON PENCIL CASE,POKEMON BAGS & POKEMON PS2,GAME BOY ADVANCE;like;DIAMOND AND PEARL,EMERALD,LEAF,FIRE & ALL KINDS OF POKEMON GAMES,...I EVEN WATCH POKEMON IN TIME IN CARTOON NETWORK CHANNEL,I EVE HAVE COLLECTED ALL VOLUMES IN CD;FROM KANTO TO SINNOH LEAGUE!!!!!BATTLE FRONTIERS ALSO I LOVE THAT!!!!!! THATS WHY I^M POKEMON LOVER THAN YOU ARE!!!!!!!

Gogeta_supersayan pikachu is not trainer.

I think the best trainer is Ash Ketchup

Apparently, Ash is good on fries.

Real pokemons are formed from asteroids

LOLWUT?!

Hi friends are you a fan of pokemon prove it. How? I will ask you some questions . If you answer them all correctly you are a fan of pokemon . Answer my questions.

1.Who gave ash pikachu ?

2.Who is Ash's rival from the starting to the ending ?

3.Other than Pikachu what is ash first pokemon ?

4.At a time Brock was a gym leader. Could you tell me which city he belonged too ?

5.How many gyms should ash win to get the pass for Pokemon League ?

I will be checking this thing everyday and who will answer all the questions correctly they simply have the right to say that they are a true fan of pokemon.

-a fan of pokemon

LOL, there is so much more to it than that.

COME N COMMENT THAT WHO WILL WIN IN D FIGHT OF PICACHOO & RIICHOOOO PLEASE COMMENT ^_^

YES YES LET US COMMENT.

Someone passing off his/her head canon as real.
...

Something adorable: Little shippers. There were a lot of "Who is best for Ash" threads, and some "May and Drew" ones. For some reason, I find the idea of ten-year-olds shipping extremely adorable. Stuff:

Ash and May

I think there meant for each other I had a dream that they will get
"MARRIED!"yeah kinda romantic and I woke up when a giant Snorunt
that keeps using ice beam and trashed the place and I was so sad
when I woke up.

did you know that Ash Ketchum and May Maple /Satoshi and Har.......in love each other ....
nee just kidding
and May have a confession to Ash but Misty show up ...(Misty is trying to confest tooo)
Satoshi and Haruka 4ever

Props to this kid for knowing the original names.

That....screwed my brain. Where do they get these pseudo-canons?
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SOURCE:http://www.cartoonnetwork.com.ph/forum/showforum.php?id=1102

This is probably what people who discriminate against Pokémon fans think of when we say that we have a forum. They're so wrong.

*yawn* I just spent a whole hour browsing a kiddie Pokémon thread. Heck, it's 2 am.