ALL HAIL PIZZA

Dearest Classmates (not!),

Please stop playing Slender. And screeching like a hyena on LSD because of it. If you can't take the scares, don't fucking play it in the computer lab where the other half of the class is quietly trying to finish their animations. You're distracting them. And that half includes me, unfortunately.

Sincerely, Dragonfyre.

'Dragonfyre' because I am trying to use Bulbagarden as a means to distract myself from the terrible soundof your voices squealing in unison.