ALL HAIL PIZZA

I hate everything.

Damn everything except cake.

Cake is good for you.

Once upon a time, maybe 3 minutes ago, I had 33 tabs open. 10 of them youtube videos.

I also had iTunes and GIMP open.

Then Firefox crashed. For the umpteenth time today. For the gazillionth time since ever.

Then I tried to give a damn. I failed utterly.

Then I restarted Firefox. Then I went on Bulba.

Then I made this blog and played the Baby Finn Song.

*bows*

I noticed while I was randomly staring into space a few minutes ago how my interest has been dropping. Really dropping.

In these forums? No. Only everything in my life.

I'm just...tired, I guess. Every morning when I wake up, I get this insane and very strong urge to just curl up into the fetal position and not move, not even twitch, for the entire day. Screw meals.

Aaaaand there goes your daily overdose of what-the-hell-is-this-it's-freaking-pointless-and-stupid-get-off-me-filthy-youngster ...

I just noticed how much weight I lost. I lost a lot.

And that's not good. I'm probably underweight now.

It's probably because my sleep schedule has been seriously wonky. And I lost my appetite.

I'm physically unfit, okay? I know. :(

I tried to fry up some chicken. I wanted to start small., and frying is like the simplest thing ever. It's foolproof. What could go wrong, right?

Apparently, a lot. It's me we're talking about. Clumsy, retarded, trip-over-my-own-feet me.

Somehow, the chicken ended up burnt to a crisp in some places and inedibly raw in others, the oil decided to go TROLOLOLOL and jump on my wrist-leaving me with a bit of a burn, and I accidentally put the oil bottle in the freezer.
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