I may or may not be a twisted child. Also, rant.
by, 7th July 2012 at 04:12 AM (220 Views)
While watching the movie 300 in Social Science class:
Gory battle scene
Other girls: "Eeeeekkkkk! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! *high-pitched squeal* I can't take it, I can't take it.....! No, it's too much!" Someone gets killed. "OH NO! *sobbing noises* Poor Spartan! *more obnoxious sobbing noises*"
Me: "Woooooooohh!" Spartan does EPIC slash. "You go, man. Yeah, brain that Persian bastard! Let the bodies hit the floor......let the bodies hit the floor......!" Someone gets beheaded. "Huzzah, epic head spin!"
Of course, I didn't actually say all of them out loud, nor too loud when I actually do say them, because then I'd be obnoxious, but still. Who else is annoyed to bits by people who do this? I mean, teachers get you a Frog Dissection video, and they all go "Poor Froggy! *sob sob*", when the teacher makes you watch a documentary it's all "Poor children! *sob sob*" or "Poor animals! *sob sob*" I pity them too, but let me watch my film in peace.
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