ALL HAIL PIZZA

1: What did you do in 2012 that you’d never done before?
Failed a final exam.

2: Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Haha New Year's Resolutions. The last time I made one was in 4th grade. The last time I kept one was never.

3: Did anyone close to you give birth?
No.

4: Did anyone close to you die?
Thankfully, no.

5: What countries were you in?
Only the motherland. ...