First World problems on a Saturday.(super ranting time!)
by, 16th September 2012 at 07:17 AM (216 Views)
A pointless rant written at 2am.
Saturdays. You wait 6 days for it, so you can take a flippin break from everything and have no f***s to give.
Working for 2+ hours moving firewood on a hot day shouldnt be legal.
Hooray! we're done!
Reward: no allowance and permission to go online when there is only one computer allowed online at a time and the connection speed is 45kbs.
Ok, so my sister has stolen the computer? No problem! Go do something on your ipo-oh wait. It has been lost/stolen for 9 days.
Maybe go on your own computer and do something without interne-laptop has been dead for 3 months.
You could watch something on the televi-nothing is on and I already watched all the saved episodes of MLP and Pokemon yesterday afternoon...
But hey,look at the bright side! your favorite pokemon episode is gonna air this Fri- Boomerang decided to be a troll and not air 2 episodes and push the schedule ahead so my fav episode wont air until MONDAY. And it's unlikely that i will be able to watch it with homework,and then when i'm done my dad will come home, And my parents will just steal the TV for the rest of the night. continue cycle until thursday. or procrastinate XD.
And after watching my sister go on her laptop for a few hours after dinner, it is decided we will read random crack fics.
And we read one. then watched SNL. Then went back to reading crack fics. Then i found a fic with Cyrus getting a weird obsession with pistachio ice cream. (link to the fic is under spoiler tags, its flippin hilarious and probably the only good thing about this Saturday)
and theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennn me and my sis started reading Danny Phantom and American Dragon fics, then I dared her to read a slash fic, and we were slightly disturbed....
me:I dare you to read a M-rated romance fic...
5 minutes later...
WHAT THE F***K IS THIS?!
and that was my boring and weird Saturday filled with first world problems.
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