Eelektross' blog of stuff

He's kinda dumb (he was built that way, after all), he's not physically attractive (he's about as attractive as a robot eyeball can be), and he doesn't seem dark or brooding. He's basically what happens when you take a teenage nerd and put him in charge of an immense underground facility. Yet he has so many fanfics dedicated to him. Can someone explain this to me?

Stealth Rock is in the house tonight

Charizard's gonna have a bad time

Originally Posted by Kree

I like to play this game, called "Manchild Swap".

Replace N with Pokey Minch. Dialogue and scenarios remain the same, only difference is that N is now a fat blond kid/fat aged-to-a-hundred-year-old man (take your pick).

Imagine fangirl reactions. Not so swoon-worthy now, is he?

The plot of Pokemon G/S/C retold Lovecraft-style. I mean, we have an ancient cult of dragon-worshippers (whose highest-ranking member is one of the biggest names in battling), a sect dedicated to a powerful, ancient creature, said creature being summonable via ritual, powerful beasts that require unsealing, and several grown men obsessed with these powerful beasts.

This show of unattractive human mammaries disgusts me. Just for that, I shall appeal to the Supreme Intelligence for Earth's complete destruction, an appeal I'm certain he'll carry out once he sees all this unashamed flaunting of human breasts.