Eelektross' blog of stuff

-- Alder is battleable: Accelgor lv 60, Escavalier lv 60, Bouffalant lv 60, Conkeldurr lv 60, Braviary lv 60, and Volcarona lv 62. All male. You battle him in Sanji Town where he lives.

So he's postgame, huh?

You're forced to participate in Pokewood after beating Homika.

I was going to participate anyways, so meh.

-- Sandshrew, Budew, Roselia, Baltoy, Nosepass, Cleffa, Combee, Castform, Aron, Croagunk, Trapinch, Wailmer,

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Wait, her name is Roxie?

Huh.

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-wonk-

So I was browsing several sites reputed for their sheer inability to get memes (9gag, funnyjunk, etc) and it dawned upon me.

Memes are tools. When tools exist, there are always going to be people who use them. And when there are people who use tools, there will always be people who don't know how to use them right. Get my analogy?

Of course the majority of content on 9gag, funnyjunk and other meme sites is crap! That's what happens when registry is free! For every ...

Jesus, Volvagia, you're so scrawny.

Of course, figure probably isn't on a fucking fire dragon's priority list, but he could do with a little more bulk.

Does the Grownup Link scene remind anyone of Half-Life?

Rise and shi-ine, Mr Li-nk.

Not that I intend to im-ply that you have been slee-ping on the job. No-one is more de-serving of a rest than you, and all the ef-fort in the wo-rld would have gone to wa-ste un-til...well, let's just say that your ho-ur has come a-gain.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the dif-ference in the world...so wake up, Mr Link, wake up and sme-ll the Re-deads.